How to Read a Barn Before You Book It
Every barn photographs well in July. The questions worth asking are the ones the tour does not cover.
4 August 2026
Notes on getting married in a field, a barn or somebody's back garden
Every barn photographs well in July. The questions worth asking are the ones the tour does not cover.
4 August 2026
An outdoor wedding needs an indoor version that you would actually be happy with, decided months in advance and not on the morning.
28 July 2026
A field is cheaper than a hotel until you price everything a hotel already has. Here is where the money actually goes.
21 July 2026
Most couples getting married in a field already own a toaster. Saying so politely is the whole problem.
14 July 2026
A marquee in August is a greenhouse. Half of what looks beautiful at nine in the morning is finished by the speeches.
7 July 2026
Outdoor catering fails for logistical reasons, almost never culinary ones. The food is rarely the problem.
30 June 2026
Rural venues have a field for cars, and the field is fine until it rains or until a hundred people all try to leave at once.
23 June 2026
A field at eleven at night is genuinely, completely dark. Most couples underestimate this by a wide margin.
16 June 2026
The plan takes an evening. The negotiation around it takes three weeks and causes more arguments than the budget.
9 June 2026
The bit nobody plans, and the bit that decides whether the whole thing ends well or ends with your father-in-law carrying trestles in the rain.
2 June 2026